1. Choker are all convinced that if they don't ******** every day that a great big hairy Demon will capture them while they practice and shit all over them.?

Go to church
get pissed
forget to wash

2. Deckchair were originally called "Deckchair ****!" We dropped the **** though 'cos it was deemed far too offensive!

Bitch
Slag
Slut

3. Red Ash and the Love Commandos have appeared on record with?

Blur
Bjork
Pulp

4. Jeg is slang for?

Irn-bru
Strong lager
Hash

5. Damon Alburn from Blur was in the same class at school as the singer?

Blue Monkey
Bluster
Blaze

6. Idiot Bear once opened for former World Champion boxer Nigel Benn, why?

They are all keen amateur boxers
Booking error
He's now a DJ

7. RoundWound are named after?

Ruskov's driving skills and lamp posts
the twangy guitar strings
Ruskov's girlfriends finger

8. Parkstone Dub Foundation biggest gig to date had a crowd of?

Less than 10
around 500
a little over 2500

9. Why did Rob form Spotless?

To get a girlfriend
An outlet for his musical talents
To be a wild man of rock

10. Clangers’ man Oliver Postgate was set to do an opening narrative on our debut e.p. but swiftly changed his mind when he heard the record. Which band?

Godboy
Grasp
Plastik
Stoker