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'Coming out' by Red Ash and the Love Commandos

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'Horse Feathers' by Curious Oyster

'Sub Rosa' by The Holsteins

'Madeliene' by Moth Conspiracy

"Botanical Curios" by the Famous Sons

'Little White Knickers' Various Artists

'. . . OFF' Various Artists

'Ouch' Various Artists

'Oh, gosh' Various Artists

'15 minutes' Various Artists

'Obvious' Various Artists

'Onion fresh' Various Artists

'Ooer missus' Various Artists

'Olive's army' Various Artists

'One two blow' Various Artists

'Off the hook' Various Artists

'Out of order' Various Artists

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An Aussie tourist arrived in New Zealand, hired a car and set off for the wilderness. On his way he saw a bloke having sex with a sheep. Deeply horrified, he pulled up at the nearest pub and ordered a straight Scotch.

Just as he was about to throw it back, he saw a bloke with one leg masturbating furiously at the bar.

"Fer fuck's sake!" the bloke cried, "what the hell's going on here? I've been here one hour and I've seen a bloke banging a sheep, and now some bloke's spanking himself in the bar!"

"Fair go, mate," the bartender told him, "you can't expect a man with one leg to catch a sheep."