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Olive's Army

Don't give me any lip, woman. I'll be back later. I'm going out for a beer.

I WANNA WIFE

[Taken from the CD "Olive's army"]

My friends go out all the time
looking 'round for Mr. Right
A husband who'll love them
all of their lives,
but not me, baby
I WANNA WIFE!

She'll pack my lunch
and make the bed
iron my clothes
and clean out the head
gotta tell ya,
this is great!
Wish I'd thought of it earlier
A wife for a mate!

When I come home
the place is clean
dinner's ready
and the kids are pristine
put up my feet,
'cause I've worked hard all day
Having a wife,
yep! that's the way!

When the brats start squawking
she'll shut 'em up for me
I wish that she would hurry up,
I'm trying to watch TV!
She bought it on my birthday
remote with PIP
if I remember her's this year
a broom she'll get from me

Every night after dinner
when she's washing up the plates
I'll call up my boyfriend
and we'll go on a date
I'll tell her not to wait up
that I'll be back real soon
Having a wife's the greatest thing,
Hey, you should get one too!

(Spoken):

Hey, Baby. You've put on some weight, I would suggest you go lose 5 pounds.

This is what we're having for dinner? Oh, man. I'm not eating this. Go back in the kitchen and make something else!

No, I won't give the kids a bath, I'm busy, the freakin' TV's on!

Would you shut those kids up!! God! I've worked hard all day!

Don't give me any lip, woman.

I'll be back later. I'm going out for a beer.

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