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It's
competition time!
Who is this man?
Free CD for the best answer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Below are a few examples of some of
the jokes that have been e-mailed to us, each month we give
a free CD to the sender of the best joke.
So if you've got a better joke e-mail
me!
info@25records.com
These are some of the jokes that we have received during
the past month.
Q: What does a Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman have in common?
A: If you take away the legs and the breast you're left with a
smelly box
Q: How do you keep a dog from humping your leg?
A: Pick him up and suck his dick.
A priest went into the country to pay a visit to a 92 year old
church member whom he had not seen for many years. She welcomed
him into the parlor. While she made tea, he looked around and saw
a beautiful oak pump organ with a cut glass bowl sitting on top
of
it. The bowl was half filled with water and a condom was floating
on top of it. Astonished and shocked, he quickly turned away. But
after tea, curiosity got the best of him and he asked her about
it.
"Oh, yes," she said enthusiastically. "While in town
last year I
found a package on the sidewalk. The directions on the back said
'keep wet and put on your organ to prevent disease.' And you know,
I think it works. I haven't had a cold all winter!"
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