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Onion Fresh
I love getting unsolicited records sent to me as you never know what delights you'll discover this way. Like this little gem of a CD. Twenty tracks of diverse but tuneful pop from 20 different bands.

The track listing.
- Curious Oyster: Opium
- Honeygun: All in white
- Jade: Love left
- Spotless: If you werent so ugly
- Choker: Webswerver
- Red Ash and the Love Commandos: Neurotic
- Godboy: Check out my lava lamp
- Monkey boy: It came from mars
- Magic Music: Friday night at the bookclub
- The Hamptons: Tell the hangman
- The Hamptons: The best thing about London Town
- Robert Beven-Jones: 35 Miles
- Norman Collins: To start with
- Michael Eric Dowey: Turnaround
- Michael Eric Dowey: I dont believe
- Forget the down: Giving up the ghost
- Blue Monkey: For love
- Dave Sexy: Touched (by the hand of God)
- Inhaler: Fishkill Correctional
- Morph: Conscience
A
few words about each band.
Curious Oyster: Taken from the CD Horse Feathers, released on 25
Records, Curious Oyster are back on form.
Honeygun: Came alive 2 years ago. We are from Brighton and write
melodic pop-rock songs. Our next demo should be out soon - Watch
this space!
Jade: Events long past - although the memory lasts Yet lingers
far away From today Distance crushes through the empty shell around
me Within around - I can't see Love has gone - far from me Love
has died.
Spotless: Guildford based 4 piece, been together about a year and
a half. Considerable live experience. One of the top live bands
in the area.
Choker: We've been together about 2 years in our present form.
We are currently gigging in and around Surrey & Hampshire building
a local following with a view to attacking London later in the year.
We are seeking a management deal at present.
Red Ash and the Love Commandos: In a world of pain and suffering,
we praise god and count our blessings, then out of the blue; some
bitch turns up and fucks with your head.
Godboy: Godboy is like a wedding between Ween + Guided by voices
with Gibby Haynes performing the ceremony and Gwar as the wedding
band.
Monkey boy: Compensating for our lack of guitars are inventive
bass players Mark and Stuart. This is a perfect backdrop for Paul
to go into frenzy on the drums and provide the vocals.
Magic Music: By chance, 30 years ago on a cold winter's night in
the great northern plains, Frank and Neil met in a two guitar environment.
Frank said it should be called Magic Music and thus, it began
The Hamptons: A bunch of 30 something's based in London playing
catchy British tunes about squalid London living and getting into
trouble with the opposite sex.
Robert Beven-Jones: 35 miles was first recorded in 1996. Paul Brittain
produced this recording in late 1997 in Hertfordshire.
Norman Collins: We have been performing in and around the San Francisco
Bay Area for 2 years. We have played festivals, local TV shows and
clubs.
Michael Eric Dowey: I am a singer/songwriter working on my own
and recording my songs at home on a hard disc recorder I am however
in the early stages of planning for some live work.
Forget the down: It's the sound of a tear gas explosion being frog-marched
on to CD, giving up the ghost is the title track from the new arse
kickin' album.
Blue Monkey: It's just one of many indie classics that this young,
talented band have to offer. This particular track shows the milder
side to their energetic and refreshing music. Enjoy!
Dave Sexy: Is best listened to whilst sitting on the roof of an
open-top car navigating its way through the twists and spikes of
Parkstone's wildest terrain while the sun beats down.
Inhaler: Taken from fourth coming album 'Chang', available soon
from Saucer Records
Morph: Formed in late 1996, playing their own brand
of progressive indie music. The current line up was established
in mid 97. Morph's main priority is to write well-crafted songs.
'Onion
Fresh'
(the story)
'If you weren't so ugly', as you stand there 'all in white', I
would say that you would be 'the best thing about London Town'.
But there was such a 'turnaround' as if we were 'touched (by the
hand of God)'. I spent my 'Friday nights at the bookclub' whilst
you stayed at home to 'check out my lava lamp'. You became so 'neurotic'
and interfered with my 'conscience'.
Then 'it came from Mars', but only felt like '35 Miles'. I had
to 'tell the hangman'. Just as I was 'giving up the ghost', some
sort of 'fishkill correction' it came to me. 'To start with' I did
everything 'for love' but then 'love left'. 'I don't believe' it,
what a 'webswerver'. All I have left now is 'opium'.
on
to the reviews
Modern Dance
Another cracking collection of artists from 25 Records.
1 onus privileged in the last issue to get my hands (and cars) on
their last collection, and it looks like Lady Luck's on my side
again! Onion Fresh arrives with 20 tracks featuring bands and artists
such as Godboy, Michael Erie Dowey, Inhaler, Norman Collins, Red
Ash And The Love Commandos, Forget The Down, Dave Sexy, Blue Monkey,
The Hamptons and Choker. As with the previous collection, the overall
level of production, skill and musicianship is surprisingly high.
There's also a good degree of lyrical prowess, especially on songs
such as Tell The Hangman, For Love, Cheek Out My Lava Lamp, and
Friday Night At The Bookclub. One or three of the artists appear
more than once - which is proof of their talent, and there's quite
a healthy cross section of styles, although nothing is too heavy
or out of place. Like 1 say, another bloody fine collection of songs
- worth checking out. Reviewed by Dave W in issue 26 of Modern Dance,
12 Blakestones Road, Slaithwaite, Huddersfield, HD7 5UQ
Flawed is Beautiful
Another top compilation of indie pop from the people at 25 Records.
It veers from the pub rock of The Hamptons (no relation) to the
gorgeously melodic Honeygun to the just plain strange Magic Music.
With 20 tracks featuring 18 different bands, this is certainly
value for money. The titles alone are surely enough to recommend
it; "It came from Mars", "Check out my Lava Lamp"
and Spotless giving it to you straight with "If you weren't
so Ugly".
What the material may lack in musical originality, it makes up
for in passion and lyrical strangeness. If you like your guitar
music with balls and emotion, but slightly kooky, then this is definitely
for you! Other highlights include up and coming band Blue Monkey
with "For Love" and the wistful sounds of Morph's "Conscience".
And, coz you lucky and highly discerning people read FIB, Mark at
25 Records is offering you the CD at the discounted price of £5,
if you mention where you heard about it!
Reviewed by Jenny in Flawed is Beautiful, spring 1999, 46 Margaret
Street, Hull, HU31ST, England
Caustic Truths
This compilation is chocked full of unknown, undiscovered bands
from England. Check out this band description for Godboy: ...a wedding
between Ween and Guided by Voices with Gibby Haynes performing the
ceremony and Gwar as the wedding band. Note: I didn't detect any
signs of Gwar on Godboy's track. And this description of a band
called Forget the Down: It's the sound of a tear gas explosion being
frog-marched on to CD. Note: Forget the Down sound like the Cure.
Smashing, baby. (!!!) Reviewed by Fern in the 66.6 issue of Caustic
Truths, PO Box 92548, 152 Carton Street, Toronto, Ont, M5A 2K0,
Canada.
Fluoxetuna
20 tracce di pop music nelle sue varie sfacettature, una compilation
davvergo carina e untile x conscere dei buoni gruppi underground
inglesi, alcuni di questi nomi potrebero diventare famousi in futuro.se
scrivete alla 25 records a nome di fluoxetuna potrete
una copia della compilation al prezzo speciale di 5 sterline 9comprese
le spese postali0: aint that kool!
Reviewed in the December 98 issue of Fluoxetuna, Jessy, via dei
Vescovi, 37 35038 Torreglia [PD] Italy
The Rock n Roll Gospel according
to Luke
The latest compilation from 25 Records is an interesting collection
of accessible bands and artists, who range in diversity from the
Californian singer-songwriter Norman Collins to Curious Oysters
ethereal pop dance, to Minkey Boys inventive guitar free shudder
pop to the Hamptons London boy, 80s style stright up
indie rock. Actually both their tracks, Tell the hang man, and The
best thing about London Town, are cool in a cockney Sparks sort
of way. Theyre not the only highlight by any means, but its
such a eclectic collection, its difficult when a band has
only 3 minutes to make a lasting impression.
Review by LR in Luke, December 98, PO Box 655, Leicester LE3 0ZG,
UK.
Ebus
Auch in England zeiht der Sommer ein. Die Girlies machen wieder
Pop, man verwendet wieder innovative Samples, macht progreeiven
Noise Trash, oder pflegt das Singer- Songwitertum. Und selbst wenn
der Brit-pop nach banalem Schlager klingt, will man die Welt umarmen,
den alles ist sooo geil! Wer dabei ach ja: Curious Oyster,
Honeygun, Choker, Red Ash and the Love Commandos, Monkey Boy, Magic
Music, The Hamptons, nur um mal die Highlights unter den 20 tracks
zu nennen. Mennsch hat sich dieser Sampler im Verleich zum
Vorlaufer Oh gosh gesteigeet!!!!!
Review in issue #9 of Ebus Music News, Arne Schneider, Postfach
9005 49, Frankfurt/M, Germany
Here be monsters
Another cool Comp from 25 Records featuring new bods from here,
there and every fucking where!!! Nice to hear a lot more girlies
on this one stand up Curious Oyster, Jade and Choker
and apart from these I guess The Hamptons and Monkey Boy win tracks
of the day. Twenty tracks for just five pounds.
Reviewed by Clive in Here be monsters, 36 Folly Fields, Wheathampstead,
Herts, AL4 8HL
The IndiePendent
This CD release from 25 Records includes 20 top tunes all
from spanking new bands. A run down of the best goes like this...Godboy:
Check Out My Lava Lamp is a bizarre song that lives up to its bizarre
name. Very funky. Magic Music: Friday Night At The Bookshop. Another
very groovy little tune with sounds of clinking chinaware and glasses
in the background and a fine interesting voice over the top of all
the commotion. The Hamptons sound far too much like Meatloaf on
Tell The Hangman, but on The Best Thing About London Town they redeem
themselves entirely with a pumpin' jumpin' smashin' toon that could
have hopped straight out of Grease the movie.
This CD comes highly recommended as it's not full of your average
two guitar-band bops, but full to the brim with a whole truckload
of original, well-produced, individual songs. Anna
reviewed by Anna in The IndiePendent, The Cottage, Nightingale Place,
High Road, Cookham, SL6 9HY, UK.
Astroturf
There is a mixture of styles on this record with
variably sized portions of talent per band
Honeygun: All In White - infectious, folky rock
sung by Tori Amos's vocal twin.
Jade: Love Left - atmospheric, rousing vocals,
though the tune is rather unstructured.
Spotless: If You Weren't So Ugly - very Blondie
influenced this one, but a unified splendid noise.
Godboy: Check Out My Lava Lamp - I just like the
title of this song and its wayward funky beat.
The Hamptons: The Best Thing About London Town
- this one resurrects the Punk sensibilities of The Vibrators, a
catchy, solar drenched record.
Robert Beven-Jones: 35 Miles - it's Saint Bob,
a bleak, cynical tune for the road.
Michael Eric Dowey: Turnaround - Coffee table kitsch,
gruff and infectious. A 30 inch waist classic.
Blue Monkey: For Love - a spirited at peace indie
ballad.
Dave Sexy: Touched (by the hand of God) - you just
have to admire the audacity of this man, plus it is a fine electronic
tune.
Morph: Conscience - This is a marvellous song.
It has an indulgent tune that searches inward. A withdrawn, perfect,
acoustic-coated final track.
Reviewed by Nic Wood in Astroturf, autumn 98, you can contract
Nic at FLAT C, 313 CAMBERWELL ROAD, LONDON, SE5 0HQ
Lick
Various Artists "Onion Fresh" (25 Records)
Opens with the Cranberries-esque "Opium," stops for some
Red Ash and the Love Commandos techno garage "neurotica"
and finishes with some spacey Morph on their track "Consciense."
Good collection with a wide spectrum of styles represented. (4)
Reviewed by Paul Hanson of IA, USA.
Beats E-Zine
Years ago, there was a radio station
I used to listen to in New York, WLIR 92.7 which is now DRE. This
station had a good format in the 80's and this CD reminds me of
those times because the music is rockish imports and is new; not
like the weird stuff we hear today. Some of these bands are playing
in London clubs trying to get a deal with some management. Others
have been around a couple of years and have one or two CD's! There
are 20 tracks on this CD and only five did not make the grade. However,
every track has a talented band behind him.
Track #1 gets you rocking with some superb bass & drum rhythms
and vocals. Track #2 sounds like a pop, rock song, while #4 is a
good song that rocks mildly. Track #9 sounds like Bowie and David
Byrne crossed with Paul Simon's band. Nice! Track #10 is good listening
music, while #14 has good music but the vocals kill it. Track #16
is great song with an interesting beat and arrangement. And #20
ends the CD with a nice song to sit back to and listen called "Conscience,"
a very well written song by Morph. Those tracks that I left out
are also good; have your own pick and listen. Onion Fresh is full
of talented bands that are coming up and staying in our lives for
a long time. If you've ever listened to WLIR, NY in the 80's, you'll
love this CD!
Reviewed by Holly in Beats E-Zine, Sept 98
Cream of the crop
20 tracks from 25 Records, the home of quality sounds, first up
is Curious Oyster, and some dizzy and impressive beats with 'Opium',
the girl vocals are whirled delights and take you to a state of
well being. My fave track is by Honeygun, 'all in white', which
I suppose is a lovely mix of the Cranberries come Echobelly, just
love the licks coming in and out of the chorus, melodic indie pop
but it has got a great guitar edge and vocals to cream to. Spotless
give you 'if you weren't so ugly', a good all round song but perhaps
it me, there ix seems a bit low, a little more power in the instruments
department. Red Ash and the Love Commandos have a keyboard delight
going on with danced indie riffs, it's fresh and has brilliant lyrics,
that's 'Neurotic'. Onto Magic Music and 'Friday night at the bookclub',
is a kind of Paul Simon affair, with it's ever so similar beats
and vocals, it is easy sounds, and catchy as hell. Foreget the down,
start with impressive drums, with their song 'giving up the ghost',
it picks with guitar and then builds to an almighty high, then releasing
easy paced vocals, great stuff, and great song focus. My real fave
must be Inhaler, and they're not just awesome, they are special.
An all round very good compilation.
Reviewed by Colin, in Cream of the crop, August 98, 13 Coronation
Street, Pontymister, Risca, Gwent, NP1 6BD, South Wales.
Aquamarine
Brand new compilation from 25 Records. As usual with 25, most stuff
here is indie-pop, some tracks noisier than others, with a bit of
indie-rock thrown in, as well as a few other types of music ranging
from Monkey Boy's frenzied noise chaos to the middle-of-the-road
pop with a tiny hint of folk from Magic Music. Also features Curious
Oyster, Honeygun, Jade, Spotless, Choker, Red Ash & the Love
Commandos, Godboy, The Hamptons, Robert Beven-Jones, Norman Collins,
Michael Eric Dowey, Forget the Down, Blue Monkey, Dave Sexy, Inhaler,
and Morph. I'm not blown away by everything on here, some is a bit
too middle-of-the-road for me, but you can't expect to like everything
on most compilations, and this is worth getting for the good tracks.
Reviewed by Kim Harten at Aquamarine, 68 Barlich Way, Lodge Park,
Redditch, Wores B98 7JP, UK.
The Original Sin
Regular zine readers aware of the existence of 25 Records which
is a label releasing several upcoming bands all spread on compilation
CD's. Call it The Original Sin on CD-format if you want... 25 records
has an own style which results in a sort of mixture from quality
indie bands, more serious rock and singer songwriter stuff. Just
like on any other compilation you can't love everything... there
are 18 bands on this CD all of them having a total different style.
On "Onion Fresh" you'll get two bands we have already
written lots of things about, Curious Oyster who are still sounding
as The Cocteau Twins and Honeygun who once again come up with brilliant.
indie rock. But this time Red Ash and the Love Commandos succeed
in making the best track on "Neurotic" they sound a lot
like the mighty Field Mice!!! Also thumbs up for Monkeyboy who start
their song with the same drums Adam and the Ants was using on "Antmusic"
but after a while it explodes in encore with fuzzy guitars and it
just leaves you hungry for more! Other excellent things were Spotless
who was sounding like.. . Sleeper, do I need to explain why I adore
this? Magic Music sounds as good as Orange Juice used to and Forget
The Down probably he been influenced by Catherine Wheel in their
shoegazing years... Being honest as I am, I have to add that there
were 3 or 4 songs I didn't like, but that' only because it's just
not my style but other people nay love it. "Onion Fresh is
so much more important than a million other compilation albums cos
it's the perfect way to discover new bands. some of them may end
up being stars cos after all 25 Records i.e. the label who brought
you .Shadowboxers, Fuzzbird, Th Holsteins and Velma...not that they
are stars, but in my eyed they are...
review by Didier Becu, in issue 16 of The Original Sin, Jozef Guisainstraat
6, 9000 Gent, Belgium.
Various, Onion fresh
Compilations are very personal things, so here's my personal highlights
of the latest 20-tracker from 25. Curious Oyster peddle us "Opium",
sung by a Bjork-a-like and backed by a swirling synthy noise, simple
bass and more interesting beats than these attempts usually manage.
Godboy piledrive into a distorto-vocal blues experiment with touches
of the almighty Eat and a bit of Beck on "Check out my lava
lamp". Monkeyboy seek aliens in their off-tune Fall chugger
"It came from Mars" that morphs into theremin whine and
back before ending in dual bass hardcore. Lastly, Inhaler let rip
with stuttering riffs galore, fuzzed up metal with urine extraction
and no chorus. The best on the disc.
reprinted from: opps I forgot!
The Excluise Fanzine
I love getting unsolicited records sent to me as you never know
what delights you'll discover this way. Like this little gem of
a CD. Twenty tracks of diverse but tuneful pop from 18 different
bands. With twenty tracks I obviously can't go into details of every
track as I'd be here all day, but I'd like to. The hi-lights for
me were Curious Oyster's 'Opium' which reminded me of a faster,
less paranoid Massive Attack with Liz Frasier on vocals, Choker's
lovely Throwing Muses sound-a-like track, 'Webswerver', and Godboy's
classic 'Check Out My Lava Lamp' which had me thixiring of American
obscure pop with Gibby Haines ('Jesus Built My hotrod period) on
distorted vocals. Other standout songs were by Monkey Boy (Man or
Astroman.. popped into my head here), Magic Music (A higher voiced,
sleazier, Strart Staples fronting the Divine Comedy), and Morph
(Dark, delicate and acoustic with a lovely voice). I don't like
every track on here (a couple sounded a bit too easy listening or
Simple Minds-ish for me) which is only to be expected with so many
bands but on the whole, it's a really good listen and a great way
to hear some new music. If you write to 25 Records at P0 Box 3006,
Poole, BH12 2HU and say you saw this review in The Exclusive you
can get this for only £5 (inc. P&P) and that's got to be worth
it' hasn't it?
reviewed by Matt Tee in The Excluise Fanzine, 53 Birches Head Road,
Hanley, Stoke on Trent, ST1 6LH
String of hits?
Intrepid Parkstone based label, 25 Records has released
its umteenth compilation of unsigned talent.
Complete with bizarre cover concept and title, Onion Fresh brings
together 18 acts and includes offerings from such local notaries
as (natch) Red Ash & the Love Commandos (the ugly pop- fastic
Neurotic), Inhaler with the deeply noisy Fishkill Correctional,
a taster from their forthcoming C an album - and unsung hero, Dave
Sexy, whose Touched By the Hand of God is a strange mix of Roger
McGuinn and Vince Clark.
Elsewhere there are notable offerings from Brighton folk-popsters
Honeygun, the relentless stomp of Choker's Webswerver, San Francisco's
Norman Collins who play a brand of plaid shirted country rock and
Forget The Down's Giving Up the Ghost - a maelstrom of wild drums
and guitar punk rock of the old school. As ever, there is much to
attract the open minded. Go on, take a chance buy one from 25 Records,
P0 Box 3006, Poole, BH12 2HU.
Review taken from The Bournemouth and Poole Advertiser, July 98.
mass murder . . . on line
im gonna be horrible about this im very sorry but i
genuanly dont like most of the tracks on this most are pure
80s cheese or the cranberries with various bits added. i think
there are 4 on here i like soll tell yo about them and stuff
choker has a catchy bassline and some thing to get yr teeth into,
red ash and the love commandos have a well cheesy start and just
as i went to skip track it erupted into glorious triphoppy gutairs
and stuff, godboy have a very becky feel to them which is nice and
to complete the listenable tracks inhaler are a pretty standard
rawk type thing so if you want this say my fanzines name and youll
get it for just a fiver (4) over all but for these trax (8)
reviewed on the mass murder on... line web site July 98.
quirk
Unsigned bands, promoted to the masses by the traditional unsigned
cd. Most bands on comps like Snakebite City and Abuse have no delusions
of grandeur and would rather sound alternative and quirky than "sell
out" by sounding like chart bands. The majority of bands on
this cd, however, desperately want to be famous. Watered down guitar
pop that sounds like you've heard it before. Well crafted guitar
work. This means that although the experience is nice it won't get
you jumping up and down with excitement. Curious Oyster, sound like
the Cranberries and, Spotless, are billed as "One of the top
live bands in the Guilford area", strange I've never heard
of them, and I doubt I ever will. Still worth getting though as
it's only a fiver! STASH
Reviewed by Stash at quirk, 211 Park Barn Drive, Guilford, Surrey,
GU2 6EX
VANGUARD
There's good music and then there's music that would be good if
the people had the right amount of money and equipment, then there's
music that sounds pretty rubbish but there's probably a niche for
it somewhere and then there's 25 Records. Who the hell buys it (apart
from those who make it and secondary school Geography teachers?).
There are certain record companies that cause bewilderment when
their unending desire to find the next Oasis or (quite often) Portishead
makes the blind to mediocrity. But it takes genuine talent to scour
the British Isles for the 25 worse bands in the country and then
make a compilation album with them. Sorry, I'm going a bit too far
there. But you really have to wade through the twenty tracks on
Onion Fresh to find anything half worth listening to. The first
moment of solace comes when Spotless, fronted by a sweet Sarah records
style vocalist from the Home Counties does enough to complement
an 'out of the ordinary' (for this album) indie guitar tune. Actually
sounds quite decent. Then later on up the track list, there's a
couple of tracks from the nervous Michael Eric Dowey, the traditional
jobman on 25 compilations. His first track Turnaround is an interesting
early eighties American rock out. His second track I don't believe,
provides Dowey the opportunity to exhibit the deepest growls from
his vocal engine. The backing music is a combination between supermarket
and Roxy music. Dowy'd go far on the Scunthorpe pub circuit. A track
on and Forget the Down provide a real emotional swervedriver: the
kind of track that would seem appropriate in a movie about a bald
headed thirty year old shelf stacker who overcomes all the odds
to become the heavyweight champion of the world. I don't know. But
otherwise the album is just a bunch of amateurs doing an amateurish
job on what sounds like an early eighties phenomenon. 25 records,
it's time for a Quantum Leap! To order a copy of this album send
a £5 cheque made payable to 25 records and sent to PO Box, 3006,
Poole, BH12 2HH, UK
Review by Mike Williams on the VANGUARD WORLDWIDE Web Site, hate
mail to: SOA94MW@sheffield.ac.uk
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