| They describe their music as a `kind of dancy-funky-indie guitar groove influence`. I have an other word for it. MAGIC! |
Red Ash and the Love Commandos
Our record company 25 Records Our page at Music 4 Free We ought to put lots of links here but havn't so here's some jokes instead. They have been provided by Anna at 25 Records and we have no control over her or her jokes! Why do male bosses have such poor grammar? Because they end every sentence with a proposition. Why don't men cook at home? No one's invented a steak that will fit in the toaster.
Wife: "I won the lottery! Five million dollars. Whoo-ee--start packing!" Husband "That's great!!! What should I pack?" Wife: "Whatever you want, just be out of the house by the time I get there"
What's the quickest way to lose 190 pounds of ugly fat? Divorce him. What is the definition of an inconsiderate husband? One who wins a trip to Paris and goes by himself, twice. How do women define a 50/50 relationship? We cook/they eat; We clean/they dirt; We iron/ they wrinkle. How are men like noodles? They are always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough. Why don't men do laundry? Cause the washer and dryer don't run on remote control! What do you call a woman that works like a man?? A Lazy bitch. Why are men the best basket players? ...play with balls... dribble... dunk. Need I say more? What's the difference between a man and a cow? One brain cell that prevents them from shitting all over the place! Did you hear about the baby born with both sexes? It had a penis AND a brain! Why are men with pierced ears are better prepared for marriage.
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. |