They describe their music as a `kind of dancy-funky-indie guitar groove influence`. I have an other word for it. MAGIC!

Red Ash

and the Love Commandos

A pure E number overdose of a band. Red Ash and the Love Commandos are the foxiest thing since Robin Hood [Walt Disney version].

So what's that lazy Red Ash up to?

Another Red Ash Party
by Marky Mark

There you are, lounging around the bus stop wearing nothing but a latex cheerleader's outfit in your high school colors when suddenly the phone rings. Surprised, you take your clothes off, then open the door and are happy to see four Jehovah's Witnesses grinning. As the cheesy music begins you can't help yourself, so you take a bite of pizza, amused by the size of the zucchini that confronts you. Before you know it a car pulls up and all the Playboy centerfolds from the last ten years are climbing out with arms full of beer. Being the gracious host, you eat all of them, much to their delight.

The air is thick with the smell of incense as 10 people are now writhing in a pile on the hood of the car fucking. You’re completely absorbed in it, never having had so many people fucking at once.

Suddenly you look up and see the ghostly image of Linda Lovelace that appears on a condom staring at you and you grin foolishly. You’re caught! They laugh uproariously, then join in and you turn them over to the Jehovah's Witnesses as the cheesy music fades out.

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